if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough
In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don’t we get a 1 hour detention.
YOU AREN’T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU’RE BREAKING DRESS CODE
WOW! You guys are allowed to talk in the international english, i feel so rebelious OH SHIT A TEACHER *cough* Obama gun fried chicken california cowboy kentucky george washington freedom tea boston flag
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me